Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 04, 2022

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Harry Penny

A Harry Penny is a male figure that appreciates everything in life, no matter how big or small. He is a man above all men, who can laugh and carry on with anyone he finds worthy of his time. He sprinkles sunshine on everyone worthy of the shine. At times a Harry Penny can be way over dramatic and he realizes and accepts this with an open mind and arms. The hatred for WiFi routers is very high with a Harry Penny. Also a Harry Penny’s back is very giving under hard work.

Dispatcher 1: I hope Harry is in a good mood when he comes in today. I really need a Harry Penny morning.

Dispatcher 2: God yes. I am bored as fuck. I need some sunshine. And a really good story.

by Person.forever September 05, 2021

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harry humper

when a man insists on role playing as harry styles in bed.

yeah it was great, but i didn’t realize he was a harry humper. he sang watermelon sugar the whole time and would stop giving me head to say “ELLO LUV!”

by ponyspank69 June 06, 2022

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