Eater

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Shawty a eater

by OnyekaakeynO October 25, 2022

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fad eater

A person who indiscriminately adopts the latest diets and eating trends without a health condition requiring or recommending them.

OMG, Becky is such a fad eater. Last week she started Crossfit and went totally Paleo. This week she decided to start on the Whole 30.

by Cricket McJunkins June 4, 2018

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Subway eater

Bisexual

“What sexuality are you?”
“Oh, I’m a subway eater!”

by Cloudzuwu April 21, 2021

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Pudding Eater

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.

George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.

by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021

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data eater

Software that uses large amounts of data, even while running in the background.

That app is a major data eater.

by Tickled Pink In Texas January 5, 2022

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Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

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