table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper

while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting

by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009

table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.

I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.

by blizzblast December 14, 2010

Tabception

When A Person Opens More Than 3 Tabs Or Even More Than That

Aaron: Garrett we have to get Tyler off the computer and quick!
Garrett: Why what's wrong?
Aaron: He's opened more than 3 tabs and keeps going....I think he's in....TABCEPTION!!

by BadMiggett15 August 13, 2011

Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

tabeitha

A nice funny and beautiful girl. She is always caring about other and is very generious.

Any girl is lucky to be named tabeitha

by Lilbrunzy November 7, 2013

table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher

by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013