Swag Bless

One word prayer said when you are thankful for someone else's swagger.

She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.

by mambo-p April 21, 2016

Douchy Swag

It's that thing that only a borderline cocky/confident guy presents that girls should watch out for, but will surely allure them in to boning a guy that is no good for them. May be present in forms of sarcasm, smirks or a guy that is good looking and knows it and uses it to his advantage.

Guys with no jobs or just plain out losers that try to hard to get girls do not have this, those are just douche bags, period.

Girl: I totally want to bone my neighbor.
Friend: Yup, he has that douchy swag!

by swaglover June 30, 2011

Swag lord

The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.

Ayyo, dat swag lord dripped to the mofucking teeth homie

by John McWhite September 9, 2021

turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.

OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.

by turbanswag January 5, 2015

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG

bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY

by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021

Swag Traditions

Traditions and holidays related to swag and swag activities

Person 1: Yo, does your family have swag traditions
Person 2: Yes, on Christmas we swag
Person 1: Swag
Person 2: Swag

by TheGoldenGorilla April 19, 2021

Dumpster Swag

White trash people who use swag as an excuse for not giving two shits about how completely idiotic they sound or look in any public society or environment. Where acting like an independent moron is seen as being "cool". However, most likely independent is the last thing they'll ever be considered as, because of all of our tax payer dollars that will be going to waste towards welfare checks that'll be sent out to support all the "prom-night" dumpster baby mothers and fathers that won't stop popping out unfortunate children from their scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedicks, to be raised under the teachings of dumpster swag.

IE; "You from de soth?? #lol #OnFacebook #buttsex" "What's with the hash tag down syndrome on facebook? And why can't you use proper grammar in anything you say or post?" "IDGAF (I don't give a fuck) I do want I what! YOU Dnt like it, You facebook #dewete me, #imafuckingmoron" "wow... You must be one giant scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedick, huh?" "SWAG bch!?" -.- "Dumpster Swag".

by dafuqIsWrongWithPpl February 3, 2013