When someone cuts a hole in the popcorn container at the movie theater and puts their dick in it then gets another guy to feel around in the popcorn container and then eat the popcorn after the load has been blown on it.
by SierraFu October 21, 2006
Get the Cpatton Movie Surprisemug. a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010
Get the brown finger surprisemug. The following effect and draw back after a huge hit of marijuana is taken, where the person pulls back from the bong and becomes bright and wide eyed, starry eyed surprise.....
by Y0shi March 9, 2006
Get the Starry Eyed Surprisemug. by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007
Get the General Tsao's Surprisemug. where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.
That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.
by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005
Get the kansas salad surprisemug. This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.
by The Real Driscoll February 25, 2005
Get the driscoll surprisemug. When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
by twigsandberries October 24, 2011
Get the Hong Kong surprisemug.