Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

by MacCardarelli February 15, 2008

snakebites

Piercings that can usually be found on emo children. Commonly found on the bottom lip. Also known as cock rails, for some people.

"Every scene kid and their cat has snakebites now."

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

Snake

1. It lives with the Badgers and the Mushroom
2. A slang term for Cock
3. To steal something

1. A Snake A Snake, Snaaaaaake A Snake, Ohhhhhh, it's a Snake...
2. That guy has a huge Snake!
3. "That bastard just snaked my jacket!"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Snakebearer

(noun)

1. One who wields a great serpent. See Danny

2. A magical golden brick with mystical telecommunal abilities

I possess a grand serpent. You will address me as Snakebearer, and you will like it.

by Ancient Wisdom May 24, 2009

Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.

Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

by watthefrukbitch January 8, 2010

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010

Snakeoiler

A snakeoiler is a preditorial person, in an exponential search for unsuspecting victims. As a financial planner or the like, the snakeoiler uses all his charm and selling skills to persuade his victims into parting with their hard earned money for distribution into dodgy investment vehicles. These investment vehicles usually consist of low growth and substantial ongoing fees. The snakeoiler is paid a pro rata fee from the companies who run the dodgy investments and this money is used to fund his lavish life full of woman, alcohol and travel to countries where his dollar, or should we say our dollar is stretched as far as it is possible. The snakeoiler can often be found shopping for snake skin shoes and cheap suits.

The snakeoiler is similar to a car salesman, but worse.

by The unsuspecting victum February 4, 2010