smooth polak

#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.

#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.

Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.

by aroad March 8, 2016

smoothie'o

One that is smooth with the ladies.

Wow, she really like you. You are a smoothie'o.
"She wants me"! Yeah whatever smoothie'o.

by ABL= A boy Lang March 28, 2016

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.

Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!

by Chrisper June 20, 2016

Smoocholini

Something you call the Italian girl in your life. A cross between Mussolini and the word smooch.

NOTE: do not use this unless she has an amazing sense of humour and it wouldn't hurt if she was in love with you.

Friend: hey, bro. How did Ellie like your valentines gift?

You: oh man! She turned all Smoocholini on me again, it was a great night!

by LoveBooger June 6, 2016

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016