(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.
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Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.
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