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cunt slicer

One who cuts female genitals in half. Generally done before, during, or after intercourse as a form of birth control. It is also done in order to relieve whoremoans when the bitch gets too horny.
Now I've got this huge bloody mess to clean up because of this dirty cunt slicer. Fuck!
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
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someone slide

When a girl or boy wants sex drugs or just a good time hint hint
Austin said someone slide I am horny i am going to go!
by Jimmy Rodgers July 24, 2018
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Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.
Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.
by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018
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Turd Slide

An alternate name for a sewer.
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018
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Russell Sliver Syndrome

This syndrome gives you a huge a forehead
Person 1: That guy have Russell Sliver Syndrome
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: He has a Huge forehead
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Old slimers

Old ladies that are horny
by anonymous May 2, 2020
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Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.
I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.
by Salad checker October 2, 2020
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