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Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
by SophieBee October 7, 2012
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Salah Eddine Saadouni

He is a Moroccan artist grow up in fes.
Salah Eddine Saadouni is a Moroccan screenwriter and director.
by AdameeE February 16, 2022
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iceberg salad

A sexual act involving the insertion of ice into the anus while performing analingus. See tossed salad.
George scooped a few pieces of ice with his tongue and then gave Danny an iceberg salad.
by Christophales January 6, 2008
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Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.
He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.
by RCHNG February 9, 2009
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Queso Salad

A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.

Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.
"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"

"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"
by kingqueso June 4, 2009
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Desperation Salad

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.
Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
by luckydespot June 23, 2009
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Chuqe Salad

A fictional character designed to meet the musical needs of the masses, and is often represented by the American band Chuqe Salad.
by Whoopey July 18, 2009
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