Sam

Sam is a simp for every girl he meets, he is also very gay like double, ultra, triple gay.

-Do you know Sam?

Sam who?

-The simp sam?

The gay one?

-Yup that’s him…

Sam by I wish I had a boyfriend July 22, 2022

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Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

"Vegan? Red hair? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."

Sam by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022

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Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

"She's vegan? And has red hair too? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."

Sam by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022

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sam

if a ping pong ball was a person ur usually white and have no brain not to be rude tho

yooo sam is a total weirdo

yeah man he reminds me of a ping pong ball

sam by curlyheadache September 1, 2022

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Sam

An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.

“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”

Sam by aowjehd September 1, 2022

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Sam

The most amazing and loving and handsome and beautiful man to ever walk this planet. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he is really dense and nerdy and oblivious and kind of a dork but he will be the best person to ever enter your life so don't ever lose him

Sam is fucking hot
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Sam by iluvmyboyf September 10, 2022

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