Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

by GringoTN September 28, 2019

rolled shithead

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat

My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!

by Richard drawsman January 30, 2016

Yeast Roll

Eating out a vagina with a yeast infection.

I'm going to have a yeast roll tonight after dinner.

My girlfriend didn't warn me about her yeast roll when I went down on her last night, but I could definitely taste it.

by hogthehedge July 27, 2014

Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.

G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"

by Agdgdgwngo November 13, 2011

rolling dome

road head. getting brain in the turning lane. highway delight.

dude, last night on the way back to my house, rebecca couldn't wait to get nasty so she gave me some rolling dome.

by road king January 26, 2011

rick roll

The ancient art of trickery known by man for many millennia. To send someone to the realm of eternal shame and despair that they will feel for many hours.

Man 1: Hey, I found this cool video
Man 2: What is it?
Man 1: *Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)*
Man 2: ... SHIT
Man 1 : Haha, classic rick roll

by IsItWrongToButterMyAss April 27, 2020

bakery of rolls

When one is carrying an extremely large amount of fat around the mid-section.

Damn, Viridian's got a bakery of rolls.

by E-rizzle-dizzle February 16, 2008