Twin river public schools

A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living

I go to twin river public schools

by Chsvdbs March 14, 2019

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river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011

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Pulling A River

Pissing your pants to the point it's almost the amount of liquid as a river

Guy: I just pissed my pants a lot

Guy 2: That's called Pulling A River

by BussinChicken May 8, 2021

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cummy river

originated from a person that likes to watch alot of porn and masterbate.as it accumulate, it turn from puddle to lake and then river.

marcus has made a cummy river!

by marcus111222 August 2, 2018

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Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.

by ArcticReef September 6, 2015

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River

River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"

by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023

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