retardation station

a group of people who are acting retarded

here comes the retardation station

by Cott September 2, 2003

oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering

"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."

by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011

retarded asshole

A person who lives in a shit hole that takes your shit and gives it to some one else

That Steven kid is a retarded asshole

by All in your head June 7, 2016

dumb retarded

when something is so retarded that the word "dumb" has to be used as an adverb in front of it to emphasize how retarded someone/something is

That movie was dumb retarded.

by Real Yung Ninja January 5, 2017

Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 30, 2010

Retarded Sister

The retarded sister refers to the non-dominate hand of a male that they don't frequently use for masturbation and does not seem to have the coordination of the dominate hand.

"Oh man, my hand is in a cast now I will have the use the retarded sister to rub one out."

by Ext379 June 24, 2021

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005