Relationship

A form of self strangulation that does not kill you upon immediate contact

If your parents didn’t ruin you— Thai relationship certainly will!

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023

Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.

Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.

by rideF May 14, 2024

post relationship ick syndrome

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything

"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!

by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023

Relationship

When you finally think you meet someone who is like you, bringing on the feeling that you're not alone. You cant stop thinking about them and they are always on your mind constantly. They are all you ever think of, and all you want in your life. You want to be with them forever. Being in there arms makes you the happiest person alive. Just kissing them makes your heart melt inside. & when your with them, you never want them to leave. Being in there arms, even just looking at them brings the bigest smile to your face.

Thats when you know you love someone.

Paula: do you wanna be in a relationship with me?
Marcos: Yes▢ No▢ Idk▢ Ew no▢

by Robloxwholesome September 15, 2019

Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson who views developing strong, lasting relationships with his prospects as a precursor to closing the deal.

Effective relationship hunters get to know their prospects very well and are more likely to not only close the deal but are also more likely to get repeat business even if their buyer moves to another company.

by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018

semi-egalitarian relationship

semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:

1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.

2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.

3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.

4 Any children take the father’s last name.

A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.

My wife and I are doing a semi-egalitarian relationship.

by rulameda June 1, 2025

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023