Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain

No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.

by punkskaitch February 7, 2005

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018

purple people pleaser

A synonym for a penis

I'm going to polish the purple people pleaser!

by Ic3 May 6, 2006

Purple Taco

When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.

I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!

by carleygee August 29, 2010

purple haze

a hit of LSD in the 60's. it is not weed. people started calling it weed becasue they thought the jimi song was about weed but infact it is about acid. listen to the lyrics and you can tell that it is about LSD, not weed. some people refer to purple haired weed as purple haze but the real purple haze is LSD. jimi hendrix played every time with 1 hit of acid in each eye, 3 in his bandana, and 1 in his gums

purple haze, all around... dont know, if im COMIN UP OR DOWN.

by mike jones November 8, 2004

purple sock

when ur rectum/ intestines are pulled from your butt during a quick withdrawl of anal sex

Schiappa got a purple sock from henry!

by mikeymark January 17, 2008

purple hooter

A concoction made of purple gatorade and some unknown substance, which may be anything except GHB.

"She thought that the drink was just purple hooter, but then she ended up fishing out in a G-hole"

by SONOFNIP August 1, 2006