puddle

To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.

Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).

Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade

“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”

“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”

by Full January 15, 2005

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Puddle Jumper

Nickname for any small car, but most usually applied to the AUSTIN SEVEN (built at Longbridge, Birmingham, England from 1922-1939). The butt of innumerable jokes and several popular songs of the 20s and 30s but brought affordable motoring to Britain and her Colonies until well into the 1960s. Many survive in use today (2010). At speed the little Austin can be skittish and literally jumps puddles.

"Ay up lad, tyre's lookin' bit bald on t' puddle jumper."

by austinero April 15, 2010

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puddin'

code name for vigina

man i need some puddin'

by DJWeezy July 17, 2003

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Pudding Cup

In Baseball terms, if your nut cup were to unfortunately slide down to your anus. The discomfort of this would cause a release of waste making a final descent into the nut cup. Thus, the name "Pudding Cup" was born!

"You didn't get a pudding cup against the other team did you?"

by Jurgy July 5, 2012

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