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Potter

A man with an impossibly small penis.
I had sex with a Potter last night. Wish I hadn't bothered, I didn't feel a thing.
by Geordie Lass August 29, 2006
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man patty

when you pull your sack over your penis and creates a "patty".
guy 1: Dude, my mom caught me doing a man patty in the bathroom....

guy 2: Your a loser, why do I even hang out with you?
by Flaming Oak Trees January 7, 2006
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pull a potter

Refers to how Harry Potter in the HP book series always gets stuff for no apparent reason and no one understands why.
To achieve something amazing against all odds, and usually undeserved. For instance, if the kid at the bottom of your class wound up valedictorian, he has just pulled a potter.
"That cokehead who just got out of school is running for governor? And winning?!"
"Yeah, that kid totally pulled a Potter."
by xxxholic June 8, 2005
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Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome

A goofy kid who resides in Basking Ridge, often found meowing after two sips of beer.
That Retarded Harry Potter with Down Syndrome was meowing outside my house last night!
by lsutigers1128 May 3, 2010
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Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"
Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009
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pitty party

To feel sorry for ones self
Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!
by Adave August 29, 2006
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Harry Potter

The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.
Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb!!
Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books?
Moron: No....
Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....
by that's good October 22, 2009
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