porn hub

a better way from looking up porn and the going to images

why you not using porn hub man

by fuck me dady November 24, 2018

porn ninja

to run into a room and jump on the room's occupants while naked or mostly naked while yelling "PORN NINJA!" and "I'M A KARATE DUDE!" at the top of your lungs. rubbing of your naked bits onto the person in the room is strongly advised.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.

"i was laying on my bed reading a book and Sally came in and porn ninjaed me!"

"Really? to what level?"

"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"

by Lali Pop July 25, 2007

Porn Tap

It's a router, nigger.

"My porn tap isn't working"
"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

by Ngrprntap August 29, 2014

Porn doctor

To place pornagraphic scenes in a regular nonpornagraphic movie. They are often made to look like they were part of the original movie. Even cartoons can be porn doctored.

They porn doctored this movie.

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2009

Porn club

A club that men and women join so the can watch porn movies and then act them out. Each person plays one of the people in the movie.

John's in a porn club.

by Deep blue 2012 May 29, 2010

Porn show

A place where people get together to look at each others porn and buy and trade porn and porn stars come to sign autographs and talk ect. to fans. And one can hook up with sex clubs,orgies ect. and there are any number of sexual activities you can check out. It often overlaps with a porn festival.

Are you going to that porn show?

by Deep blue 2012 April 19, 2010

Porn Shop

Usually gets mixed up with Pawn Shop
Pawn Shop = Place where you can get jewlerry sold for you
PORN Shop = Place where you can get humped
I prefer the second one! Wooooo!

I'd love to go to the porn shop, Kate is so good at her job...

by ExPxMissy April 5, 2008