An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017
Get the scottish arm barmug. When one arm out of two is proportionately muscular to other.
Figuratively, addressed to the freaks at work performing futile functions such as carrying orders to inferiors; shredding paper, drawing salaries et cetera.
Figuratively, addressed to the freaks at work performing futile functions such as carrying orders to inferiors; shredding paper, drawing salaries et cetera.
by Bunjy jumpers May 3, 2018
Get the senior armmug. Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
Get the armed robberymug. Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
by BoredLawStudent1776 May 22, 2009
Get the Tortilla armsmug. Bro, woke up with the worst slappers arm this morning after double fisting Chilli and Big Red Last night. It was a struggle just to brush my teeth.
by PokiePlaya March 10, 2016
Get the slappers armmug. When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.
What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.
by Sam Fitzpatrick January 11, 2011
Get the straight arm pouringmug. by wonieluvr November 3, 2021
Get the boyfriend armsmug.