jizz can

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!

example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"

by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009

Jizz Vom

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time

uhhh carbs...jizz vom!

by JizzVom April 20, 2010

Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"

Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."

by dizzy mack April 6, 2014

Ghost jizz

When you blow your nose and clear shot comes out.

God I'm just blowing out ghost jizz. It's all clear and nasty.

by Op dude with boobs March 18, 2015

jizz dagger

jizz thats hits so hard it feels like a dagger

omg that jizz dagger really hurtt

by pumpkinnnlover October 25, 2009

Soul Jizz

When something extremely good happens that makes you feel amazing. Usually associated with opposite sex interactions.

Did you hear what _____ said earlier? It was so sweet I almost Soul Jizzed!

by TheGW May 25, 2011

jizz legs

when a person has sperm, cum, jizz on their legs

Man you have got jizz legs.

by Reno Walkero January 9, 2009