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1. November

- you should Kiss your Crush
-why?
-because it's 1. November, national kiss your crush day
by Sykuno October 18, 2020
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November 2

November 2 is the day where the god of time himself rose onto the great earth, creating the dimension of time and movement. Where the god was formed geographically is still unknown.
the god of time was created in REDACTED canada on November 2 49••• BCE
by GodOfTime October 16, 2019
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November 2

The day where you beat the shit out of your second tallest friend.
Oh man it’s November 2nd already I guess I know what I’m doing today
by Niger Nigeria October 23, 2019
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November 11

Slap Denis day
To slap denis in the stomach
Jake: It is November 11
Denis:oh no
by Jkhi November 4, 2019
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23rd November

Kiss or hug a girl day

If your a boy and single you can or probably will hug a girl but if your in a relationship push yourself and kiss a girl
Good Luck boys
Anna: Guess what day it is today
Dave: 23rd November?
Anna: yeah, it is a day where you get to kiss or hug me
by Bob.Nanana November 22, 2019
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Noobember

A specific month when someone bumps into a lot of noobs.
noob1: hey how do u post 10-minute videos on utube?
noob2: i think u has to be a mod
noob3: no wai! u haev to be liek a veteran user
person: what is this? noobember??
by medicalmechanica November 14, 2009
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November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.
"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009
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