Headie One

Big fat forehead

"Look at Headie One over there"

by Pyrexliving January 25, 2022

one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

Phat One

Phat one. If your hear someone say “Imma take a phat one on you” it means that they are gonna to take a massive nasty ass fart on you that is equivalent to being shit and pissed on by two fully grown homeless men.

If you don’t shut the fuck up cameron imma take a phat one on your broke ass.

by papilloma September 13, 2020

One testicle

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler has one testicle !

by xen_ August 7, 2021

one direction

5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree

wow, one direction are so beautiful

by onedirectionisalifestyle November 6, 2021

Get one in

When he or she intends to get a packet of Peruvian snow delivered.

James said to the boys, shall we get one in?

by Gymcel October 5, 2017

Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018