kick in the nuts

Something that is not funny at all and makes me angry when a girl does to a guy and she thinks its funny and then she brags about it with her fellow women friends. NOT FUNNY. hurts like hell

What happened to me in the 7th grade

by theDuke October 13, 2004

deez nuts

A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)

by Smore12 August 30, 2006

dick nuts

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005

nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.

"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

Sluts with Nuts

Transsexual; a male dressed up as a female with testicles.

Keane loves sluts with nuts.

by Ne0rC May 6, 2004

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004

nut graph

In journalism, the nut graph is the paragraph that expresses the main idea of the story or article, shortly after the lead.

You buried your nut graph in the middle of your story.

by Peter November 14, 2003