the naked tait

when u ask a girl to have sex with u repetedly, and, after being turned down thrice, you walk out of ur bathroom naked and say "how bout now". after the awkward ride in the car taking the girl home, u come back home and order a pizza. then you suck off the pizza guy because u dont have money for a tip. On other occaisions u suck off the mail guy, the UPS guy, the kids who sell candy door to door, a couple of boyscouts, and a plumber. when ur dad hears abt it, he gets out the irish whip, covered in honey, baby oil, marmalade, and semen, and beats u until u cry like a bitch. OH and your mom also has to get drunk and tell someone else's mom that u have a small penis. then u kill urself

Damn remember that one time T-bone did the Naked tait?

by ryson July 16, 2008

nicked

simple past of acting like a nick. the simple past of cannibalizing the bodies of younger children. to become a ridiculous part of a child's previously bright future.

Dayyym, Jaycee Lee Dugard got nicked!

I nicked that girl last night at the big brothers big sisters ice cream social.

I have every intention of nicking him raw.

That cougar nicked me all over.

by Penny Tujizzalot October 5, 2009

nicked

When something is cool, catchy, or funny the first time you see it, but then is overplayed, making you dislike what was previously cool

man that song got nicked

stop playing it or its going to get nicked!

by greggymac December 18, 2007

Naked Brothers Band

a group of young boys and a girl who are trying their hardest to express themselves in music. It doesn't matter whether jerks like the people above like them or not because they're still going to continue making music. They are actually not that bad because they make their own songs, which many people like (whether you do or not---or else they wouldn't have their own show continuing on a second season)and have been doing so since they were 4 years old. If you don't like them, leave them alone and don't waste your time making a rude commentary about them when you could be doing something else that's actually useful.

don't be jealous just because you can't hit it big and play an instrument or have a voice that actually sounds good.
btw: they're kids, they'll grow and get into puberty later. They're enjoying being kids, something older jerks obviously regret not doing and wish they did.

the naked brothers band: a group of kids making great music and still learning how to make it better. :

have you heard about the group of kids who sing "If that's not love?"

yeah, you mean the naked brothers band?

by sandy23 October 30, 2007

nike ride

A nike ride is slang for either running or working out.

It was initially established by a cute half korean half german girl from Illinois State University.

I drank way too much last night, I better gor for a nike ride and work it off.

Hey I'm going for a nike ride, anyone else want to come with?

by KPDs_here August 7, 2011

Naked Bob

A man named Bob who parties too much and has a habit of getting naked, even when he shouldn't.

A naked Battery operated boyfriend.

Oh my god, I partied with Naked Bob last night and got so drunk.

Oh crap! Mom found my naked bob.

by MichiganGirl66 October 11, 2011

Nakeds

A freshly spawned player who's equiped by a rock and a torch. Often found on beaches during fresh wipes.

" Why you kill nakeds???"

by SakanaDude August 1, 2018