Meat Spanker 

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

Meat Spanker by Nick July 15, 2003

meat pickle

meat pickle = dong, dink, dick

yo, i bet that guy craves the flavor of the meat pickle.

meat pickle by Anonymous September 1, 2003

meat bender

a real tight pussy that when one tries to force their man meat into it, it bends rather than punches in!

Oh, Kevin is the great "meat bender" ooo-ahh, ooo-ahh.

meat bender by truss whore June 5, 2007

Meat Fiend 

A male with a fetish for fresh young virgins, or a female with a real hunger for a male's love length or meat flume.

"Dude, that Dr Sheeble is a real meat fiend!"

Meat Fiend by Dr Sheeble October 18, 2008

Meat Grinder 

A meat grinder is a childhood game that I used to play with my friends. One person goes at a time, you pull down your pants and shake your weiner and balls and make them slap the sides of your leg. The person who has the loudest "slap" wins, simple as that which means they have the biggest man weiner and balls. The other game is when you call someone out to do a meat grinder where ever they are. It will make anyone laugh, even fat chicks.

"Hey you won't"
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."

Meat Grinder by Meat Grinder Champ February 16, 2009

Meat hook 

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example

Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past

Meat hook by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

meat pie 

A meat pie is a really stinky shit that someone leaves for everyone to smell without any attempt to cover up their ass stank.

What the Christ Jimmy? Thanks for trying to kill me with your meat pie!

meat pie by Assbag September 16, 2006