Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement

He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!

by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019

Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022

Math

The best Dad joke ever!

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!

by Aldi's February 5, 2019

math

mental abuse to humans

fuck maths

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Math

MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS

The teacher gives MATH homework to the students.

by Redlegend7316 March 14, 2022

Math

Best form of torture. You wanna torture your friends? teach them math. You wanna absolutely crush that annoying friend that always asks your lunch? teach them algebra. It is a weapon in disguise

Bro i just math'd my bully. He doesn't come to school anymore...
Cool

by SpaceRaptor November 15, 2022

Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021