maple

Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.

After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.

by Paully May 8, 2003

Maple Bars

1. A type of dough-nut
2. When a girl has such huge vajayjay lips that you can seee them through her pants, and it looks like she has two maple bars side by side in her pants.

Person#1 :"wow...look at that girls crotch, her camel-toe has reached a new level."

Person#2 : "Holy shit that girl has maple bars."

by Menthol 4 lIFE April 22, 2008

maphead

A wierd word misread by Amber

"What the heck is a maphead"

by Adrienne June 2, 2004

Maple Cake

Las Jami + 1's record label. It promotes super-indie acts such as Key Lime Pie, Yemmi's Band, Andrea & Her Fat Friends, and Operation Project Theory.

We heard your single, "Insanity" and we think you'd be a great addition to the Maple Cake family.

by Jesska March 24, 2004

Mapes

To shove food in your mouth all at once, and get it stuck in your mouth for a few moments.

Person 1: I dare you to eat all that at once!
Person 2: You're on! {Shoves food in mouth, and is stuck for a while}
Person 1: Dude, you just did a Mapes!

by SuperMassiveDinosaur February 23, 2011

shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004

Toronto Maple Leafs

The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!

OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!

by LeafsGirl!<3 October 6, 2013