Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.

The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.

by Phalisphil February 1, 2023

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

side lunch

Any lunch that is not the main lunch. Basically, what it sounds like. Think of it like a side bet in poker.

Should we wait for them to finish their interview to get lunch? Nah, they can grab a side lunch.

by swogger June 24, 2016

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

lunch ladies

those ladies at the torture chamber/cafeteria who serves weird ass lunch meals (or good meals but its pretty rare)

person 1: aw man those lunch ladies gave me expired meatballs!

person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch

by kittycatiez June 10, 2023

Charolais Lunch

Another term for cum, sperm, seamen, ejaculate, etc.

My buddy Dilly from up north took a milf home from the bar and she told him to dump his wad in her so he gave her the ol’ Charolais Lunch.

by corndogthief May 26, 2020

Plumber's Lunch

Whatever comes out of the drain.

"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."

by buddyfriendguy October 27, 2023