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Whole Lotta Love 

A kick ass song by the Gods of Rock Led Zeppelin released on Led Zeppelin II in October 1969!
Sexiest riff ever, best heard on either live (Earls Court especially...) or on record/CD just a fucking awesome song
Jimmy Pages riff is one of the best and recognizable riffs ever!
and don't get me started on Robert Plant...

The full combination of Led Zeppelin Bonzos drums and JPJ's bass also gives the song a real kick!
Long live LED ZEPPELIN!
Random person: LED ZEPPELIN SUCKS! OLD MUSIC SUCKS! ITS NOT DIRTY ENOUGH FOR TODAYS STANDARDS!
led zep nut: have you heard Whole lotta love?
Random person: NO!
led zep nut: give it a listen
*both listen*
random person: im not a virgin anymore...
led zep nut: my work is done :)

Love Fern 

Literally a fern. A plant a couple can buy to prove they can work together and be responsible before having children. Essentially, a plant one uses as a practice-baby.
Woman: "You killed our love fern!"
Man: "I'm sleeping with your sister"
Love Fern by tunamelt416 March 18, 2011

drunk love 

An emotion only felt after copious amounts of alcohol, which causes you to suddenly blurt out "Oh God I really love you, so much, I mean it!" to people you only met a few days ago. Includes people you've known for years and always hated, as well as exes of course, which is possibly the most lethal.
Can also come in the form of voice-mail messages, posts on Facebook, and texts.
You're my best friend in the world! There's nobody else like us, it's you and me, I love you!

I don't know why - y'know, I don't know why we broke up. We were so good together sometimes, I want you so bad, and also, y'know, cos I really love you. I do. I love you more than I ever thought I could, I'm yours.

ii love u i mean it. I love them too but i love you more and ur so hott lets hook upp come to thhe party xxx

The next morning:

"God, I'm so sorry I texted you, it was just drunk love, seriously. We're okay, right?"

love hate realtionship 

1. Love hate realtionship is a complicated relationship in which there are always two sides. The first side is the common attraction and love for one another. The second is the "hate" which is actually an attraction so strong that our human heart can sustain, it is based mostly in fear.
2. Love hate realationship can emerge from a partnership where both people have to work in the same space or office. There is an attraction but there is also no privacy in which each to be alone. So it becomes something like...I like you but I cant be with you all the time, so I hate you that way we can be in the same space without being together.
My parents started as a love hate realtionship.

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.
Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

Love hina 

n. One of the best manga series ever. Written by Ken Akamatsu, also know for things such as A.I. Love You.

It consists of 14 volumes.
Love hina by Ziddy February 18, 2004