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Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.
That dude is such a Kevin
Kevin by dirtydan255 August 4, 2024
Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"
Kevin by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating, your gonna become Kevin"
Kevin by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
A Kevin is an enemy or otherwise hostile entity (in a video game) that becomes non hostile due to a bug or a glitch.

(This term and the term Freddy were started by BackseatStreams)
I think that’s this game’s Kevin
Kevin by SirGamers was taken August 13, 2024
'I can't feel a thing anymore' - Kevin
Kevin by Elmo_TheEmo March 24, 2024
The act of sexual assaulting someone without consent as rizz
Dude 1: Bro did you see how he was unconsensually groping Jessica

Dude 2: Yeah that dudes such a Kevin
Kevin by Cummy king April 1, 2024