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Karen

45, bob cut dyed weird colors because she's going through a divorce, was married to Jim, wants to speak to the manager, 3 kids, took the kids, owns a 2015 Toyota 4Runner, forces son to play soccer, and doesn't understand a joke.
Person 1: Do you see that woman over there?

Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: She's definitely a Karen.

Person 2: I totally see it.
by sunshineUwU December 29, 2018
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Karen

There’s a joke that women by the name of Karen follow a certain stereotype. They are often characterised by their short, sideswept hairstyle, their white clothing, their large (often dolce and Gabbana) sunglasses, their reliance on their begrudged (ex-)husband’s child support/income, though their NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens, their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager.

They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.
1. The husband's child support/income, though they're NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens', their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene/discipline them and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager with that damn haircut.

2. They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.
by urbanized360 January 4, 2019
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refuses to give back the kids
"Please Karen, give me back the kids!" he said for the tenth time that day
by leavethekidsforhimkaren January 12, 2019
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An intiteld a-hole who has the right to Anyone’s property at any time any where
That lady is such a Karen
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 30, 2019
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A crazy lady with usually 3 or 4 kids, married as well but is in love with her ex
Karen usually thinks she is perfect and better then everyone else she usually makes fun of people and thinks everyone is mean to her when they truly are just stating facts.
There Karen again thinking everyone is bullying her
by Declin exend June 8, 2019
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Your ex-wife that took the fucking kids.
I just settled my divorce with Karen, and now my kids are gone
by Isaac Taylor June 12, 2019
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the blonde headed bitch that drives a mini van and wears yoga clothes every day
by seji oda June 20, 2019
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