Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn

Jason killed Ann with a Machete.

by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018

Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018

Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass

Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason

by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Jason

An assbutt

dude, jason is the worst

by eyyopotato March 9, 2018

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

julont

For how much rhea loves kody I love you so much babe

I Julont you babe

by Rayraydays May 29, 2018