joint juice

Hydrates and lubricates joints with 1500 mg of glucosamine.

Man I was fucking Jennifer's mom last night and her knees started squeeking so I gave that bitch some joint juice.

by Jesse and Rob May 1, 2007

juice a nigga up

means to want any good or service being offered

Reggie- "Hey yo, you thirsty."
John- " Hells yeah man. Juice a nigga up!"
Reggie- "Iight, I'll be right back.

by Pat-mang September 11, 2006

tasty juice

a juice that is tasty

Tasty Juice: Drink it, then convert it to pee

by Pwal88 September 30, 2007

make me juice

The same as in to make someone cum.

"I told her to make me juice and she did and it got all over the floor!"

by crystalsaurusrex November 2, 2007

wheezed the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.

"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."

by Lany loo December 24, 2008

pussy juice

the sticky goo, often clear in colour which is secreted from the cunt

that bitch is so hot, id like to drink a pint of her pussy juice!!!

by Blue Pierced Pixie March 31, 2003

magic monkey juice

1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.

Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!

by Roy Dest August 20, 2009