Josh o’neill

He is the only man on earth who can give birth. He also dates kids under 6 cos he can’t get anyone else, and he can’t survive a day if there not under 8, he shows his thing and masterbaites in front of others, as he is a gay bi boiii

Look! It’s a josh O’neill! Glad I’m not him!

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019

Josh Larkin

An Asian who STARES at girls, and blames it on them when he gets a meme, even when they're grounded.

Josh Larkin totally was looking at me

by AHDJNAJND April 30, 2019

Josh Kurtz

Josh Kurtz is a best friend of mine and he's always wanted a definition of his name so, please!

Josh kurtz is my best friend

by UZIWORLD April 30, 2019

Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

by Duckfood May 1, 2019

Josh todd

Smackhead
No teeth
A peado

There is josh todd

by Josh toddafanny May 9, 2019

Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it

*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”

“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”

by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019

Josh Brooks

A verb describing action that is successful, and which is emblematic of the Soldier, Philanthropist, and Investor Josh Brooks. Action of this nature includes: a) assessing and understanding a dynamic or ambiguous situation, b) determining what needs to be accomplished, c) creating and resourcing a plan, and d) successfully implementing the plan and achieving the desired outcome. Although thoroughly planned and sufficiently resourced, Josh Brooks-style action that can appear to be improvised, with the appearance that the outcome remains uncertain long after success has been ensured.

The gatekeeper was sandbagging me, so I Josh Brooks'ed that shit and went directly to the decision maker.

by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019