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In the popular card games Hearts, 'Pulling a Jordan' is when a player attempts to 'shoot the moon', but did not realize that another player has already taken a point earlier in the round, resulting in the most embarrassing way to take 25 points.
26 points bitches! Oh wait, FUCK, just pulled a Jordan...
by [A]Ray January 11, 2009
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jordan avery

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Carl Edward Jordan Split

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.
A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.
by Funmonger man September 14, 2009
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Jordan

Another word for Man-whore. Only cares about himself and has the biggest ego known to man kind. Very athletic and very smart, but doesnt know what to do with his life. Will blame others for his failures, losses and lonliness.
wow did you hear that guy just cheated on his girlfriend? What a Jordan.
by sillinessisyou March 4, 2011
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Jordan

A witty boy who takes forever to reply and goes to bed early, but makes up for it by over-exposing his his collar bones on low-key social networking sites.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.
You: "Hey text me!"

A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"
by AWittness-_- November 28, 2012
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Jordan

A fat guy "You are so Jordan"
by Cuntmasher November 6, 2012
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Dirty jordan

dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"
by Enter<{Pseudonym}>here June 7, 2019
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