small jordan

a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.

EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.

EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan

by small jordan May 15, 2014

Jordan-Alexandra

A Dickhead, fat spastic and a waste of time.

Oh, you're an absolute Jordan-Alexandra!

by Lewis-James101 June 24, 2016

Jordan-Shit

A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!

by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009

jordan daniel

An absolute fucking retard who is always saying damn Daniel and Jordan belfor

Way to go Jordan Daniel u dumbass

Don't take a shit there Jordan Daniel

by Tddddd September 12, 2017

Deanna Jordan

An extremely sexy and fit rhino! And won’t mind looking at little kids.

Hey is that deanna looking at my kids!!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at kids

by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019

Jordan Christian

1. The most amazing guy in this world.

2. Perfect.

3. Strong.

4. Incrediable.

5. Beautiful inside & out.

'Jordan Christian is incredibly strong'

by aquaa October 1, 2012

Erin Jordan

An absolute slag who pretends to like her friend Liam but actually thinks he’s 𝐚 slag

Erin Jordan likes every guy in the school

by Spidermancomemyway August 13, 2019