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Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them
Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered
by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024
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Jonathan

The most adorable and funniest boy you’ll ever meet .although he can be mean it’s hard to stay mad at him because the smile he brings you will be the brightest smile you’ll ever experience.he has the purest soul and a beautiful heart,, you can tell he’s probably been hurt before and that’s why you should treat him with thetye highest degree of respect and love .jonathan is also a natural born leader which explains his authority issue and the constant need to control high pressure situations ,but to sum it up he is the meanest sweetheart you’ll ever meet😁
Jonathan is so mean
by Theesexiestpresident August 18, 2024
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Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.
You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?
by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025
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Johnathan

A gay faggot who likes fucking boys under the age and really wants a 19 inch cock every day for summer
Wow look at that Johnathan he likes it big!!
by Itsshallot11 February 10, 2025
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Jonathan DNA

He has LeBron blood and is good at everything he does. He even has a Giant nice dick. He is also one of the best basketball players to ever exist
by LeBron Glazer March 21, 2025
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Jonathan

Best person to be around he is very loyal and funny he is handsome but doesn’t know it he deserves a lot a love and belongs with a Marilyn mostly a Marilyn Zamora who was born on may 16 2012 and Jonathan’s are amazing at love but when they break up it feels like the world has ended and like the Marilyn’s life is ruined by hurt
by Marz_imy March 22, 2025
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