Drawing The Catholic Card

The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.

Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."

by Concerned Lampost. August 26, 2010

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Uno Reverse Card

The most powerful comeback that outlaws even the invincible No U. No U is the offspring of the Uno Reverse Card.
It some weird shit

Person: Ur mum a gay whore that eat dick
You: *holds up Uno reverse card*
You: No u bitch lol

by Ur father boi! December 24, 2019

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Irish Credit Card

When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.

He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.

by Pseuso March 30, 2020

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carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

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