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Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.
She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.
by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016
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Whitney House

The rowdiest house on the Brooks School campus, patrolled by Captain Moore, the 2nd most attractive asian on campus. Whitboys are prone to erratic behaviors such as screaming “AYO SHAWTAY”, “YARRRRGH”, and “EW, THAT’S GROSS”. Other unusual behaviors include collecting artifacts in the woods, squatting on the toilet, and a ritual known as “ram night”.
Whitney House is gross, but lokey rowdiest dorm on campus
by Todd Lurfondler January 27, 2019
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Safe house

A public restroom used in bathroom emergencies. Or a clean well taken care of public bathroom used when someone can’t make it home.
Ask Bob, he has IBS, he knows where all the best safe houses are.
by B4GELS May 10, 2018
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Chop House

A House of students or young people where alcoholic drinks are 'chopped' i.e. consumed heavily and quickly.
Mate I went to visit Sam's place last night... absolute chop house!
by Bristoboyo September 16, 2020
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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni October 31, 2012
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House on stilts

A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
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The Nut House

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.
Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!
by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012
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