straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Hook up

Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus

Austin lifted Jesse off the ground with the hook up

by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk

Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024

Hook

french kissingf

are they hooking? should we go hook somewere?

by lil bbqboi December 19, 2016

Hook-up

To make a hook-up, usually involves Ramen with whatever else you have available to make it better... mayo, butter, cheese, peanut butter, chicken... something people do when all they can afford or get is ramen and they want to switch it up so they make a hook-up

Hey, want to try this hook-up i just made. . I cant tell you whats in it but its good. Try it.

by NJ1989MP August 9, 2020

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023