hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 01, 2023

hog scraper

A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.

Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.

by Jiggleby December 26, 2013

Sewer hog

Someone who loves anal intercourse but refuses to douche.

I met the biggest sewer hog last night and now I have a UTI.

by s.hog69 June 18, 2022

Ball hog

A person who in a sport or game steals or won't give the ball because there eag is high as fuck

Ethan is a fucking ball hog

by -60 June 01, 2022

Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 06, 2019

Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.

See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.

by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 26, 2011

Hog Hopping

Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.

We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.

by THELonni September 02, 2022