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smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022
mugGet the smog on the hogmug.

hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.
"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.
by wordmaster_clarence November 21, 2017
mugGet the hog habitsmug.

Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.
So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked
by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025
mugGet the Rub hogmug.

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.
Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”
by pca13 May 23, 2018
mugGet the girthy hogmug.

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
mugGet the Last word hogmug.

Hogging orgasm

Multiple girls on the ground squirting all at once and then eating each others cum
The group of girls had an hogging orgasm and squirted all over each other.
by DIvin3 September 27, 2019
mugGet the Hogging orgasmmug.

Hog

Person with a grimy, dirty and fat personality who isn’t afraid to wrangle
Mac is the fattest hog I know, she jumps in mid to clean herself
by Wobbledy hog November 16, 2020
mugGet the Hogmug.

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