hog scraper

A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.

Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.

by Jiggleby December 26, 2013

Sewer hog

Someone who loves anal intercourse but refuses to douche.

I met the biggest sewer hog last night and now I have a UTI.

by s.hog69 June 18, 2022

Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.

See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.

by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 26, 2011

Hog Hopping

Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.

We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.

by THELonni September 02, 2022

Dry hogging

Hog tying a sexual partner and putting it in dry.

I'm going to the sex club and dry hogging someone tonight

by Cat-man-do30 February 19, 2017

Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful

My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

hog bush

Hog bush is when a male eats out a female with a big bush and oinks into her pussy.

Amy's pussy was so furry, I had to hog bush that snatch.

by the tea bagger April 14, 2014