Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 08, 2017
A large pickup truck that is always perfectly clean because it was purchased to project masculinity and not for its intended purpose of supporting hard manual labor. Commonly found in Texas and the bordering states.
Had to park in the other lot 'cuz some jackass double-parked his sparkly-clean F-150...goddamn hog princess.
by Asterizk May 07, 2022
a girl who’s gross and proud of it. she eats the food in her hair and and has candy wrappers in her bed.
by girlgamerxd November 03, 2022
by aq_ua March 31, 2023
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 01, 2023
A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.
by Jiggleby December 26, 2013
A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.
1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
by SDIII April 27, 2019