When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
Get the Hello (insert handle here)mug. 
by Lacika000 August 25, 2020
Get the Hello there!mug. When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023
Get the Alaskan Hellomug. 
A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
Get the The "hello" feemug.