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Goon

Niggas in a gang hired by other niggas to kill other niggas.
(From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
by Larryistoatsobvi May 13, 2014
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Goone

I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave
(Dog in the kitchen while you are cookin)

Guy: "Goone dog, get!"
by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025
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Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.
Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.
by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023
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Sol badguy flicker gooning

This is when you shove an sol bad guy plushie from guilty gear up your anus while yelling volcanic viper and switch in between oh yeah im sol badguying it so hard nanny nanny boo boo you cant stop me. while doing gunflame input.

the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick

this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
hey honey i just got done "Sol badguy flicker gooning" im on my way home
by Yhcnom April 1, 2025
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Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.
Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"
by fapaddict November 26, 2023
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Goon

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.

My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".

It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.

Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023
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goon arm

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
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