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Google Wisdom

Anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on Google's search engine and comparing the result totals.

The search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.
If you Google (verb) the words "Dick Cheney" + "Selfless", you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).

If you Google the words "Dick Cheney"
+ "Selfish" you get 110,000 results.

This is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that 'Dick Cheney' is more closely associated with the term 'selfish' than 'selfless'. He must therefore be, in fact, selfish.

This conclusion is called 'Google Wisdom'.
by DrMario July 8, 2009
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Google circle jerk

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.
Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.
by weyus July 22, 2011
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Google Hangouts

Google Hangouts is a chatting system created by, what a surprise, Google. On the surface, it appears to be innocent and of no harm - just another way to socialize. But really, it is filled with evil. Students who use Google Hangouts most likely use it due to the fact that they do not have a phone. These students probably have extremely strict parents, especially by the teenage years (a generalization not meant to be offensive)... aka the smarter kids. There is a lot of competition between these students, which fuels drama. During school, of course, there isn't much time to argue and fight, but after school, Google Hangouts becomes the warzone. The place where all the drama is born and amplified.

So, moral of the story, try to avoid group chats of over 40 people on Hangouts. It will not fair well (especially if the group chat contains enemies of yours).
I spoke with my friend on Google Hangouts today.
by jebbush April 21, 2017
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Cunt Gaggle

Any large group of demanding, obnoxious women. Usually of the middle aged powerbitch variety.
Could you believe that cunt gaggle we had in the restaurant tonight? They were so fucking needy and they only left ten percent.
by Ranwed July 9, 2009
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Cooper Goggles

Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.
"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"

"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."
by sosucky April 10, 2010
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When in doubt google it

This is when one person asks another a question and neither of the two people know the answer. Therefore the "smarter" of the two people may suggest using Google.
me: hey billy how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Billy: Idk, How many?

me: Idk either?

Billy: When in doubt google it
by nitsuj0207 June 29, 2010
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Jizz Goggles

When a girl looks so hot wearing glasses, that it makes a guy want to cum on her face. Hence, making them jizz goggles.
Rushi said to Tyler, "Damn, Sasha looks good wearing those jizz goggles today."
by Tyler, Rushi May 8, 2008
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