Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Goblin mode

When you start twitching and open your eyes wide and blink weird because you snorted coke before starting stream.

Ethan visibly went Goblin mode on stream today

by ContextPuke April 18, 2025

Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

by JackCheeze April 21, 2025

Goblin Trail

The act of ones partner shitting on their back whislt having one long shit or a line of liquidy mess in a romantical and or sexual way.

"My girl left a long goblin trail on me last night and i liked it."

by ReallyCrin August 26, 2025

goblinshork

The act of chocking on penis but still proceeding to ram it deeper down your throat.

My eyes roll back as my toes grip the sheets, as they proceed to show me that new move they learned from dave the trucker last week, as they mumble something along the lines of urriso I hope you like this goblinshork I learnt it from your uncle dave.

by Jefferson bezo's October 4, 2025

Goblin Barrel

A term used to describe a nut sack

“yo dude what did you do with your girl last night”

I dragged my goblin barrel on her face

by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025

Goblinstein

One of the coolest things ever. Costs 5 elixir with a 2 elixir ability. Usually accompanied by a tall, bulky monster.

"Hey Jenny, did you see that total Goblinstein?"

"Oh my god, yes! I'm so in love."

by Bringletart November 14, 2025