Glass family, fictional family composed of precocious and unhappy adolescents and troubled adults whose lives and philosophies dominated the short stories of J.D. Salinger. The short fiction about the Glass family was originally published in The New Yorker magazine from the late 1940s to the early 1960s and was collected in Nine Stories (1953), Franny and Zooey (1961), and Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction (published together in 1963). The most prominent members of the family are Bessie Glass and her children Seymour, Buddy, Zooey (born Zachary), and Franny.
by daffib March 18, 2021

This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.
by BarryBod October 25, 2023

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught
Dude, check out those Norks!!
I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.
That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!
I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.
That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!
by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

Eriks glasses is when a man named Mel puts all of his pubic hair into a womans vajayjay. The woman then continues to pee all of the pubic hair and pee into the mans mouth.
"Person 1: Hey why was the whole floor wet last night?"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"
by ZittyXY March 12, 2024

That guy who fear mongers in every comment section of someone squatting or deadlifting, saying that "you're gonna end up like Ronnie Coleman".
They think that spinal flexion == bad, because humans are obviously not biomechanically designed to pick up objects with any degree of spinal flexion.
They probably heard it from some stooge influencer or personal trainer; neither they nor he know what they're talking about.
Probably can't even pick up 225 lbs from the ground.
They think that spinal flexion == bad, because humans are obviously not biomechanically designed to pick up objects with any degree of spinal flexion.
They probably heard it from some stooge influencer or personal trainer; neither they nor he know what they're talking about.
Probably can't even pick up 225 lbs from the ground.
Wait until glass backs realize that you can actually build a strong and resilient back through squats, deads and proper load management
by Living Ass September 12, 2024

To use a shattered beer bottle, or any other form of broken glassware, to assault another person with the intent of cutting them.
"If this twerp keeps trying to defend Trump and his cronies, I'll glass him."
"But you haven't finished your beer yet!"
"See if I give a shit."
"But you haven't finished your beer yet!"
"See if I give a shit."
by BeerBeezy January 9, 2021

A tall glass of water, refers to a person who at first glance is a refreshing change of pace. Bathwater a.k.a “ i would drink her/his bathwater”, is resevered for someone who is so sexy you would drink their bathwater... put the two together.
A sexy confident white chick built like and ebony brick house walks in. “Damn! She is a tall glass of bathwater!
by Dr. Yovas March 13, 2019
