Ghost chub

A suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)
<M>OMG, Zeke has been making out with Car for the last hour and a half!
<B>w00t! Ghost chub!
by carrieparker October 28, 2007
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Ghost meat

When you hook up with a guy but don't want to remember it
Did you get any ass last night?

Ya but don't tell anyone... Ghost meat, ya know?
by Hillin January 02, 2017
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Ghost Grip

A "Ghost Grip" is what happens when the hand grasps the penis so hard their knuckles turn white as a ghost. Can be experienced during either masturbation or while receiving a hand job.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I got a handy from Lauren last night."
Person 2: "Nice, how was it?"
Person 1: "A little painful, she got a ghost grip."
by hosttobuttangels July 26, 2017
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Ghost Box

In order regain an already used Red Card (see Red Card) one must drink and entire Box of piss without being caught by a flat mate.

A Ghost Box must be completed between the hours 7am - 10:30pm and not on a Saturday or as pres for an event.
Fuck bro Alex and George just completed their Ghost Box and now we have to piss up.
by Red Card jesus May 25, 2021
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Possessed Ghost

A noun referring to a ghost that has become possessed by another ghost; a noun referring to a human that has become possessed by a ghost and/or a possessed ghost; an adjective used to describe a crazy person or one who is literally possessed, whether by a ghost or a possessed ghost.
Last night I saw a possessed ghost outside. It just stood stood there, flailing its head back and forth. At Walmart, I saw a possessed ghost that was throwing food all over the place. I think I am becoming a possessed ghost because I keep forgetting things and have been acting crazy lately.
by LiLRicky97 November 07, 2015
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fur ghost

When your girlfriend breaks up from you and find her hair around the house and jerk off to it.
He was so upset over his divorce that he starting jacking off to her fur ghost.
by McIronTwat March 10, 2017
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Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .
My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.
by Siakinky December 18, 2020
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